ZETARD FINDER COIN | $ZFC
$ZFC PHILODOPHY
No TA, no DYOR, no research.
If it's retarded and makes us laugh, we buy.
And somehow, it works every single time.
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THE ORIGIN STORY
A digital surge happened recently. An OG project called Zcash was being shilled by top KOLs on Twitter like Naval, Ansem, Tory, mert.
It was the golden ticket to generational wealth.
But what did you do?
You scrolled past it.
You called it a scam.
You said, "I'll buy later."
Congratulations. You're officially diagnosed with Zetard Syndrome.
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$ZFC
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THE TOKEN ADDRESS
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THE DIAGNOSIS
Zetard Syndrome
Zetard Syndrome is a chronic condition caused by:
• Ignoring good projects.
• Selling too early.
• Saying "I'll wait for a dip" that never came.
• Holding "safe" coins while legends printed.
Symptoms include:
• Uncontrollable copium intake
• Reverse hindsight ("I knew it was gonna pump!")
• Terminal regret
• Compulsive refreshing of old Zcash charts at 3 AM
There is no known cure.
But there is therapy.
THE ZETARD FINDER
The Zetard Finder is the sacred AI engine that roams Twitter's wastelands, sniffing out fresh regret and tagging new believers.
It finds tweets like:
"I could've bought ZEC at $30."
"Man, I sold too early."
"I knew I should've held."
…and quietly whispers: "Welcome home, Zetard."
Each discovery strengthens the faith, expands the congregation, and fills the Copium Reserves of the Zetard ecosystem.
THE COIN OF REGRET — $ZFC
$ZFC (Zetard Finder Coin)
$ZFC (Zetard Finder Coin) is the official currency of regret and rebirth.
It's not backed by gold, or privacy, or tech.
It's backed by collective delusion and shared pain.
When you hold $ZFC, you don't just hold a token — you hold accountability.
"Yes, I missed Zcash. But I won't miss this one."
ZFC isn't about profit. It's about penance.
It's the emotional restitution for crimes committed against your own portfolio.
THE ZETARD CREED
"I was blind during the bull."
"I scrolled when I should've bought."
"I paper-handed greatness."
"But through $ZFC, I have found peace."
Repeat this daily to unlock inner copium.
THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE
Who's the Biggest Zetard?
Every day, Zetards around the world compete for the title. Who bought at the absolute top? Who sold at the absolute bottom? Who kept selling $ZEC thinking it would go lower?
You're not alone. We're all Zetards here. And that's what makes us beautiful.
THE ZETARD SQUAD
We Are Legion
From the dev who rugged himself, to the trader who panic sold at -2%, to the guy who bought the fake contract - we are united in our retardation.
Together, we're unstoppable. Individually, we're disasters. But that's the beauty of $ZFC - we embrace the chaos.
THE ZETARD CREED:
💎 We buy high
💎 We sell low
💎 We regret everything
💎 We do it again anyway
THE GLOBAL ZETARD MOVEMENT
THE NEW ORDER
We are not early.
We are not late.
We are exactly where we deserve to be.
Zetard Finder Coin isn't a second chance — it's your punishment and your salvation.